You will NEVER guess what idiot thing I just did!!!

You guys. GUYS. I just accepted an invitation to be the inspirational speaker at a grade school graduation. Why did I say YES? Why am I cursed with an inability to say "no" to people who ask nicely? It's in less than two weeks!

What. Just. Happened.

On the other hand, I don't know who should be more terrified: the sixth graders or me.

Also, most importantly, I have NOTHING TO WEAR.